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Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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