he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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