just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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