Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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