new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
so let's talk penis.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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