Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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