brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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