Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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