Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you traded sex for a burrito?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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