That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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