Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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