new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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