I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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