Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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