So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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