great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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