it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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