Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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