the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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