I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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