hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
It's Friday. Sex?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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