Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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