I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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