I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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