I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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