NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
