I'm lost and stupid without you.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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