We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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