I smell stomach acid.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
a search helicopter?!
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
false alarm, still single
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