Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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