It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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