Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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