Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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