dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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