i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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