theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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