Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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go home
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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