Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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