he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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