While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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