I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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