Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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