So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
high people should be assigned attendants
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Success! We fucked roommates!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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