This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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