This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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