I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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