I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I FOUND THE LEGS
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