i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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