theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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