saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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