ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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