I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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