the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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