Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
