even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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