this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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