remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize