piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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