I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Randomize
