that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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