Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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