Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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